Here is a gem I wrote today on the Cardfight Capital server, called Shitangu.
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<[BS]Reiji> I have a new name for this server
<[BS]Reiji> Shitangu Crapsa Dumpagon
<[BS]Reiji> Every time I get on this thing is laggy. It could have 10 players and lag
<[BS]Reiji> And earlier this morning it decided to disconnect me every flippin 5 minutes
<[BS]Reiji> But can't go on the main server, nooo
<[BS]Reiji> Cause it lags just as bad with 100+ members
<[BS]Reiji> You'd think people would think
<[BS]Reiji> Oh the main server is getting a little large let's move to the other two servers, but nooo
<[BS]Reiji> And you'd think someone with a good host would host a server, but no
<[BS]Reiji> We get things like Shitangu with bad host and they think they have good host
<[BS]Reiji> Then there is Douchurgal, whom decided to make a private server of the people whom they choose to invite
Sep 15 09 26 - Dark Bot Rotten Rose (Rotten Rose) logs in.
<[BS]Reiji> That shouldn't even be allowed, but noooo
Sep 15 09 52 - Dark Bot The Golden Leo (Rotten Rose) logs in.
<[BS]Reiji> They just let it happen
<[BS]Reiji> Because there is nothing against the rules
<[BS]Reiji> Well Douchurgal people would like to play this game, and we need more open servers

A message to Cardfight Capital. Motherfuckers. Could I please have a fucking match without lagging the shit up? How about I help you redesign your site?

More Lag, less Fighting, lots of Cards. Capital Lagfight. Go ahead and just trying to fucking play the game and we'll disconnect you.

Congratulations, You've Won a Reiji Award.

This is my You're an Asshole Award

-Shurgal for hosting only private servers. And not thinking of the large community. Congratulations, you're an asshole.

-Shutungu, you might have the right idea in mind to host a server for everybody. But your host sucks and everyone lags. Congratulations, you're an asshole.

-Desinho828, because you host a server, but when people start logging on you ban them. If you haven't taken a look asshole, the other servers are laggy and have problems. Congratulations, you're an asshole.

-Iosmk, because you too decided to host a server, but only for your friends. Congratulations, you're an asshole.

-Venom because you host a server and fucking take it down while people are in a match. Next time why don't you fucking asking people if they are in a game. Congratulations, you're an asshole.

And this is Reije's asshole awards. Hosted by me Reiji. I'll have plenty more where that fucking came from as more people are added to my hit fucking list.